I think I've gone cuckoo over this whole looking for job stuff. And today I have done the craziest thing ever in my entire life (I've been crazy all this while). Take a look at my cover letter for a job application to the renowned Ad Agency in the world, Ogilvy & Mather. And tell me have I got balls or I'm plain stupid.

Dear hiring manager,

I am writing this because I really love and want to work at one of the biggest Ad Agencies in the world - Ogilvy & Mather.

I have graduated from B***** University in 2004 and we just had our graduation day held in last July. And to date, I haven't been offered any permanent roles in any companies yet, only a few freelance jobs. I'm wondering why, probably because the way I write my cover letter is way too harsh or informal.

However, in my humble opinion, normal is boring and un-creative. That does not mean I don't respect you in any ways, I do. I just think that there are too much stress in your daily job already and you deserve to loosen up a bit. Please take a look at my CV (attached), and I hope you will like what you see or at least consider to like it.

Thank you very very much.

Regards,
***** *********

P/S: Having read it again and again, I think I am plain stupid. I hope they won't regard this as prank of any kind. To stay on a positive side, the last time I did something like this (but not as extreme), it landed me a job interview with one of the coolest TV station in Malaysia. So... *fingers crossed*